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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No go.

No, not a chance

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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Do you think it is likely that Maegor was presented a young dragon at some point, almost to the point of full-bonding, only to scorn it for Balerion in the end? If so, which one could it have been?

Still no good

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

What thing happened to you as a child that you haven’t let go of to this day?

Next, they tried...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Everyone loved it.

I think that being gay is wrong, but I treat gay people respectfully like any other person. Is it homophobic? Or offensive in any kind of way? Aren’t disagreement and discrimination two different things?

No way

Catatonics & High Colonics

Minds and Behinds

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Nuts and Butts

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

How might Trump's plans to revive manufacturing and reshape the global economy impact his support among Latino voters in upcoming elections?

Still no good.

So, the docs changed it to read

Hysterias & Posteriors

I am 13 and I am planning to run away. What should I do to succeed?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Then came..

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Why did VP Vance decide to humiliate the President of Ukraine on national TV?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So they tried

They put up a sign reading

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Just Forget it!

Freaks and Cheeks

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Unacceptable again!

Another attempt resulted in ...

Why does having a college degree no longer carry the same prestige as before? People don't have the same respect for the educated.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Thumbs down again.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

If or when Taylor Swift publicly supports Harris & Walz, what will Republicans do?

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